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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award
Fucking kid. Take the car in and the guy goes, oh, I couldn't fix it yourself, you fucking idiot. I mean, like, it's the same thing. It's like, don't make people— today it is waiter. I just can't believe that you're not fucking siding with me. You know, you know that it's, it's part of your job. But why would waiters do this?
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I know, that's what I just said. I said you shouldn't get offended at people making bad jokes. They're trying with you. He's trying. I've had so many people come up to me and they're like, they just don't get it. They're just not being funny.
Here, how about this? How about this? You take your car into the the muffler store, right?
I have an electric car, but yeah. Okay, go, go, go.
Fucking kid. Take the car in and the guy goes, oh, I couldn't fix it yourself, you fucking idiot. I mean, like, it's the same thing. It's like, don't make people— today it is waiter. I just can't believe that you're not fucking siding with me. You know, you know that it's, it's part of your job. But why would waiters do this?
But okay, if, if First of all, if someone said that to me that works at a mechanic shop, I'd fucking laugh. That's hysterical. And second of all, if it wasn't funny, I wouldn't be like, hey dude, that was fucking rude. Like, I wouldn't do that.
I didn't say that. No, I just let it go. I just wrote it down on my notes because I thought you'd be on my side. I thought we could get a little Larry David, Seinfeld.
You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of when I was at the bar. I said this on the podcast a couple of months ago. I was at a bar And, um, and it's my first time ordering a drink. I was like, fuck it, I'll have a drink. I'm talking to the— I'm tal…