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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award

Sammy, get over here. Look at this fat fuck. No, that's not what happened. No, I would not say that as a waiter. But like, yeah, but some people just don't have good social skills, and you can't You can't turn on them.

March 29, 201922:38David
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Jason22:29
Yeah. Way to go, Tubba Lard.
David22:31
That's what he said? Yeah.
Jason22:33
He goes, look at this, fat boy had to have it all.
David22:38
Sammy, get over here. Look at this fat fuck. No, that's not what happened. No, I would not say that as a waiter. But like, yeah, but some people just don't have good social skills, and you can't You can't turn on them.
Jason22:49
Huh?
David22:50
You've been on this planet for so long, so much longer than me, and you still turn on people that don't know how to make a good joke. And you're comedians.
Jason22:58
It's not a good joke. It's— there's nothing funny about it at all.