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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award
I took my kids to dinner the other night, took Charlie and Wyatt and Denora, Charlie's friend. Fuck, I can't believe waiters still do this. I can't believe it. It is so rude in 2019. The guy gives me my food, I eat it all, and he comes over and he goes, huh, boy, you ate it all. I wasn't even sure if I put it down or not. Like that.
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I took my kids to dinner the other night, took Charlie and Wyatt and Denora, Charlie's friend. Fuck, I can't believe waiters still do this. I can't believe it. It is so rude in 2019. The guy gives me my food, I eat it all, and he comes over and he goes, huh, boy, you ate it all. I wasn't even sure if I put it down or not. Like that.
Wow.
Don't you find that rude? He's basically calling me a pig.
Right?