David Wins a Kid's Choice Award

And then he ended up giving me an ultrasound. So he put like the ultrasound gel all over my stomach, and then he like went around with his ultrasound system, and it was so fucking weird because, because he was like looking for stuff, and he kept making these…

And so make the face.

Yeah, just like he was like concerned, like he's finding something. And sometimes, sometimes he'd be, he'd like go up on my stomach with the ultrasound and he'd go Duh, duh. And then I'd be like, is there anything wrong? And he goes, don't worry right now, we…

No, I never knew this. So I have a small— my immune system is weak because of it.

Oh my God.

And then he, and then he, and then he was like, he was almost like, he told me this, which could be true, but I'm sure a lot of people have small spleen and small livers. And then he was like, he was trying to like trick me into thinking that it was because o…