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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award
I went to my daughter's open house last night. Yeah, it's really funny. She— you get to see all the work on the wall that they've done so far, right? They line it up, right? So it's like this project, that project, everything's going great. There's one project, it's called, um, like, uh, Reality and Fantasy. So the kid has one side of the paper is their, their job, you know, what they want in reality, and then what their dream job would be in fantasy. And Charlie's reality was an actress, and there's a bunch of a bunch of paragraphs. And then the fucking dream side was unicorn wardrobe dresser. And I was like, you got a better fucking chance dressing a unicorn than being an actress.
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Say something like that. I would never say like that didn't happen.
That's the same thing you say to me when I see a stressful situation. That's okay, Dave. Let's go get yogurt.
I went to my daughter's open house last night. Yeah, it's really funny. She— you get to see all the work on the wall that they've done so far, right? They line it up, right? So it's like this project, that project, everything's going great. There's one project, it's called, um, like, uh, Reality and Fantasy. So the kid has one side of the paper is their, their job, you know, what they want in rea…
Honey, you should flip those pictures around. There's no way in fuck you're going to be an actress. Oh, that's crazy.
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What do the other kids draw? That's such a funny thing.