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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award
Yeah, and I found both of those things out on the same day. So what did— what did— what do you tell your kids?
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Like, everything's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine, you're gonna go to college, Daddy's not broke, Daddy and your mom are gonna get back together.
No, like, like my parents, I told you this, they told me Santa Claus was real and that no one died during 9/11.
Yes.
Yeah, and I found both of those things out on the same day. So what did— what did— what do you tell your kids?
Well, we tell them that everything's gonna be fine and you can be anything you want when you grow up.
You don't believe it.
You're the most special two people in the world.