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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award
Like, everything's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine, you're gonna go to college, Daddy's not broke, Daddy and your mom are gonna get back together.
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Yeah, I know it was a joke.
Oh my God, this guy. There's such a thing as a construction wizard.
Have you, have you ever, have you ever told your kids anything that wasn't true but you were like protecting something?
Like, everything's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine, you're gonna go to college, Daddy's not broke, Daddy and your mom are gonna get back together.
No, like, like my parents, I told you this, they told me Santa Claus was real and that no one died during 9/11.
Yes.
Yeah, and I found both of those things out on the same day. So what did— what did— what do you tell your kids?