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David Wins a Kid's Choice Award
Oh my God, this guy. There's such a thing as a construction wizard.
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Did you make this up, or did you tell your kids this too?
No, it's a joke, David. Oh, it doesn't really exist.
Yeah, I know it was a joke.
Oh my God, this guy. There's such a thing as a construction wizard.
Have you, have you ever, have you ever told your kids anything that wasn't true but you were like protecting something?
Like, everything's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine, you're gonna go to college, Daddy's not broke, Daddy and your mom are gonna get back together.
No, like, like my parents, I told you this, they told me Santa Claus was real and that no one died during 9/11.