David Wants to Go to Another Dimension

I'm better at Call of Duty than sex. I'm like, John, shut the fuck up. I don't care what rank they are. Like, we're going into this and we're gonna fuck. But he just makes so many assumptions going in. And then same opposite, he'll see low ranks and he'll automatically be like, we got them. And it's just like a crazy mental thing. And so then yesterday Yesterday after the 3 matches, Jon was like so confidently putting in the $200, and I was like, I told him this, this was on my Snap, I was like, Jon, I didn't do this for that reason, but I'm like, Jon, I want to throw the game tomorrow just to teach you a lesson about all this. Yeah. Like, you're coming in, this isn't how things work. It's match by match. You should have been here at the beginning. Like, you're a bandwagon gambler, which I've never even— which should be illegal. Like, there's no such thing as being a bandwagon gambler and still getting the same good odds. Like, you're seeing the rest of the table's hand. Yeah. Um, anyway, so yeah, I lost today. And you were pissed at him on the way home. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was like, John, you cost me the game. You did say that. I did say 50% of it was John's fault. 25% mine, 25% my partners.