David Wants to Go to Another Dimension

wait, Al, explain how he sounds confident explaining it.

Yeah, I was like, no, I go, I go, if the ball If the ball goes past the line on a return, that's okay, right? He's like, no, no, that's not okay. And then I watched David do it and I was like, no, that is okay. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is okay.

I was like, what? Well, when David does it, it's okay. Explain John. Like, he'll make a prejudgment about something. Yeah, he bases everything on— And we're also— this is also Call of Duty. Yeah. So like, he's dialed back on it because we scream at him for th…

I'm better at Call of Duty than sex. I'm like, John, shut the fuck up. I don't care what rank they are. Like, we're going into this and we're gonna fuck. But he just makes so many assumptions going in. And then same opposite, he'll see low ranks and he'll aut…

And he was yelling at John on the way home, and he was like, he's like, because you said that I had it in the bag.

I wasn't even looking at quarterfinals. I was looking at the finals. Were you even watching any other matches? Yeah, I was. No, no, he was. He was just basing off like— He's basing it off like what name sounded more Spanish, possibly was a better padel player…