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DAVID WANTS KIDS

Yeah, well, what you would do is first you'd be like— first you'd surprise me and you'd pretend that you bought it for me, and then you turn the cameras off, and then you'd have serious conversation with me where you go, I can't afford all this. And then I go, I figured. And then I have Natalie write you a check, right? And then we go on and do our thing. Yeah, yeah.

January 4, 201937:19David
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Jason37:15
No.
David37:16
What if you bought me a fucking Ferrari?
Jason37:18
No, dog.
David37:19
Yeah, well, what you would do is first you'd be like— first you'd surprise me and you'd pretend that you bought it for me, and then you turn the cameras off, and then you'd have serious conversation with me where you go, I can't afford all this. And then I go, I figured. And then I have Natalie write you a check, right? And then we go on and do our thing. Yeah, yeah.
Jason37:39
And then crash it on the 101. Hey, listen, I gotta ask you something. My tax guy says I cannot write off my mother's car that I bought her.
David37:47
Yeah, I know.
Jason37:48
Is that true?