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What if you bought me a fucking Ferrari?

January 4, 201937:16David
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Jason37:07
Well, I thought that too. I was like, I was like, well, maybe there's a way I can pay like $150,000 and then he'll— I'll buy it, and then maybe he'll give me $100,000.
David37:13
I would 100% give you some.
Jason37:15
No.
David37:16
What if you bought me a fucking Ferrari?
Jason37:18
No, dog.
David37:19
Yeah, well, what you would do is first you'd be like— first you'd surprise me and you'd pretend that you bought it for me, and then you turn the cameras off, and then you'd have serious conversation with me where you go, I can't afford all this. And then I go…
Jason37:39
And then crash it on the 101. Hey, listen, I gotta ask you something. My tax guy says I cannot write off my mother's car that I bought her.