DAVID WANTS KIDS

I mean, I celebrated getting my license because I wasn't able to get my license because I took driver's ed, and as I was taking driver's ed, my parents were like, you actually can't get a license because you don't have— you don't have a Social Security number, right? So like I had to fill in 0000 as my Social Security number when we started driver's ed. Because I just didn't have one. Um, but no, I didn't get a car. Fuck no, no, no. I couldn't get contacts. I told you this. My parents wouldn't give me contacts because they said it was too expensive. And I found out it was $200 a year, which is with my insurance, which is pretty— a pretty fucking good deal.