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Yeah, he's going to— he's going to give the high school commencement speech, and then a few weeks later, he'll attend a graduation ceremony at Harvard University. Holy shit. That's fucking insane. Imagine being that guy's parents, how proud you must be. Or in debt. That's fucking insane. Good for him.

January 4, 201931:33David
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Jason31:07
How could she get into Harvard without a high school degree?
David31:10
Oh, okay. Oh, sorry, it's not a girl, it's a boy. His name is Braxton Morrow, he's 16. And he may look like an average teenager, but he's graduating from both his Kansas high school and Harvard University. He can't even legally drink yet, obviously. He took o…
Jason31:32
Too much too soon.
David31:33
Yeah, he's going to— he's going to give the high school commencement speech, and then a few weeks later, he'll attend a graduation ceremony at Harvard University. Holy shit. That's fucking insane. Imagine being that guy's parents, how proud you must be. Or in debt. That's fucking insane. Good for him.
Jason31:50
Congrats, Braxton.
David31:51
Have you ever done anything like that?
Jason31:53
Like, maybe I totally questioned my entire life.