DAVID WANTS KIDS

Exactly, because I'm like, I did confetti cannons at my house and it stained the fucking floor and I had to pay $3,000, which is like nothing to them. I'm gonna have to pay $3,000 or however much I had to pay to get it cleaned up. And they're like, oh my God, thank you so much for telling us. And like, then they like broomed up a little bit and they weren't— they weren't cleaning it up all the way and I could already see it staining, right? And then I went to him like right before I left. I found them, they were all like on a smoke break outside, like it was like 1 AM, like I was leaving. And I'm like, guys, Listen, I hate to be— but like, I went out of my way. Like, I walked like maybe 100 yards just to find these guys. And I was like, hey guys. I was out of breath because I was running because I had to go to my car. I was like, guys, you guys should really— you guys should really clean— you should really clean up the confetti. Um, and they go, they go, yo, it's fine, we got it, thank you, we appreciate it, but it's totally cool. You're on a 700-square-foot ranch, I think we can afford to clean up these fucking confetti things. No, they were— they were really sweet about it.