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DAVID WANTS KIDS

A lot of experience with confetti cannons.

January 4, 201927:46Jason
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David27:20
Like ridiculous.
Jason27:21
700 football fields.
David27:22
Yes, it's insane. And yeah, it was great. It was at a very beautiful like house there, and I felt really bad because, um, the clock hit midnight or whatever, and we did confetti cannons and we just blew them all over the house. And I went to the security at t…
Jason27:46
A lot of experience with confetti cannons.
David27:47
Exactly, because I'm like, I did confetti cannons at my house and it stained the fucking floor and I had to pay $3,000, which is like nothing to them. I'm gonna have to pay $3,000 or however much I had to pay to get it cleaned up. And they're like, oh my God,…
Jason28:42
But I thought you were on meth or something.
David28:43
Yeah, they probably thought I was on crack. And then And then they saw me driving away and they stopped my car and they go, hold on, are you good to— are you good to drive? And I go, yes, I am. I just really need you to clean up those fucking confettis.