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DAVID WANTS KIDS

700 football fields.

January 4, 201927:21Jason
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David26:37
I was told when we were driving up to the ranch, someone goes, yeah, it's a huge ranch, it's 700,000 acres. And then I go, what? Holy fuck, that's huge. And then like, to try to convince Jason, I go, Jason, You gotta come check out this ranch, it's 700,000 ac…
Jason27:15
It was 700 Yeah, it was 700 acres, which is still ridiculous.
David27:20
Like ridiculous.
Jason27:21
700 football fields.
David27:22
Yes, it's insane. And yeah, it was great. It was at a very beautiful like house there, and I felt really bad because, um, the clock hit midnight or whatever, and we did confetti cannons and we just blew them all over the house. And I went to the security at t…
Jason27:46
A lot of experience with confetti cannons.
David27:47
Exactly, because I'm like, I did confetti cannons at my house and it stained the fucking floor and I had to pay $3,000, which is like nothing to them. I'm gonna have to pay $3,000 or however much I had to pay to get it cleaned up. And they're like, oh my God,…