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DAVID WANTS KIDS

It's basically like, okay, it's like this. It's like, since we're on newborn babies, it's like you have a newborn baby, you just got it this year, you're sleeping, it's a beautiful calm night someone breaks the window of your house, sneaks in, and chops off your baby's leg and takes it away and goes, sorry, we need this. That's what fucking taxes are like. It's, it's horrible. And there's nothing you could do about it because it's the fucking law.

January 4, 201921:26David
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Jason21:23
Explain it to them.
David21:24
Yeah, I mean, it's just fucking— it just—
Jason21:26
it's awful.
David21:26
It's basically like, okay, it's like this. It's like, since we're on newborn babies, it's like you have a newborn baby, you just got it this year, you're sleeping, it's a beautiful calm night someone breaks the window of your house, sneaks in, and chops off your baby's leg and takes it away and goes, sorry, we need this. That's what fucking taxes are like. It's, it's horrible. And there's nothing…
Jason21:52
Yeah.
David21:52
And, um, yeah, what's the best way to describe taxes?
Jason21:55
If you had a lemonade stand and you worked really hard and you built the store and you chopped it together, and then your stupid brother took all of the money Yeah, for no fucking reason.