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yeah, let me talk about that. Jack Black started a channel and it was like a vertical video that he shot on his iPhone. And it was like, actually, I don't know, I could be wrong, but it was like a low-quality video where it was like, hi, I'm Jack Black. I'm making a YouTube channel. It's like a minute long. He got a million subscribers in a day. And then the next— and then his next upload was him. It was literally a vertical video shot on his iPhone saying, thank you guys for 1 million subscribers. It was 30 seconds long. And when he posted that video, he was already at 2 million subscribers.

January 4, 201914:49David
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David14:31
Everyone pays their taxes. Yeah, I've watched that. He talks about paying taxes like he's the only person on the planet that does it. Everyone pays their taxes. Everyone gets a huge percentage taken out.
Jason14:39
I saw Jack Black open a YouTube channel the other day. And I lost it. I said to Dave, I said, well, that's it. It's over. It's over for guys like me.
Josh Peck14:49
There's—
David14:49
yeah, let me talk about that. Jack Black started a channel and it was like a vertical video that he shot on his iPhone. And it was like, actually, I don't know, I could be wrong, but it was like a low-quality video where it was like, hi, I'm Jack Black. I'm making a YouTube channel. It's like a minute long. He got a million subscribers in a day. And then the next— and then his next upload was him…
Josh Peck15:17
But it was like this. Thank you guys for 2 million subscribers.
Jason15:23
I reckon the dick of the day.
David15:23
Yeah. Fucking insane.