Moment View
David Turned Down a Free Ferrari
I was that guy. I could never do that. There was, there was one of my friends, Nick Salerno— shout out to Nick Salerno— would take a shit every time we were in social studies class, and it would, it would get so repetitive that we'd have to send students out to get him because the teacher would think he was skipping class because it was every time was the same period. And he'd take literally a 12-minute shit.
29:47/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window
Context stack
Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
No, I have like really great control. I've never shit my pants.
I've never even pooped in a— in my school. I've never used the bathroom.
I've never really— yeah, yeah, I would never do that.
I was that guy. I could never do that. There was, there was one of my friends, Nick Salerno— shout out to Nick Salerno— would take a shit every time we were in social studies class, and it would, it would get so repetitive that we'd have to send students out to get him because the teacher would think he was skipping class because it was every time was the same period. And he'd take literally a 12…
Oh, I know Nick.
Yeah, Nick.
He seems like that type of guy. Yes, he would have— who would shit on time.