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David Turned Down a Free Ferrari

I have not, but Joe just handed me an article. Can I read this to you? New Jersey pooper— pooperintendant pleads guilty to public defecation. Excuse me. Sorry, I am an idiot. Former high school student superintendent in New Jersey has pleaded guilty to public pooping on a local high school's track and football field. That's amazing. That's a town over from where Joe lives. He will have to pay a $500 fine and court costs. He's a 42-year-old and he took a shit on the football field.

October 25, 201828:50David
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Jason27:59
Dope.
David28:01
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Jason28:49
You doing any Christmas shopping yet, Dave?
David28:50
I have not, but Joe just handed me an article. Can I read this to you? New Jersey pooper— pooperintendant pleads guilty to public defecation. Excuse me. Sorry, I am an idiot. Former high school student superintendent in New Jersey has pleaded guilty to public pooping on a local high school's track and football field. That's amazing. That's a town over from where Joe lives. He will have to pay a $…
Jason29:23
That's the year you take shits on football fields. I can tell you as a 45-year-old man, 42 is when you're 42. It's a bad year.
David29:30
Wow.
Jason29:31
Yeah, you're really down.