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David Turned Down a Free Ferrari

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October 25, 201826:52David
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Jason26:03
Um, no, but yeah, David walks to school the next day, he's got sunglasses on, slow-mo, he's pointing at everybody. Masturbated for the first time?
David26:14
No, but yeah, I mean, that was the first time I, uh, my encounter with masturbation. But guys, we now— we have a segment that we like to call Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. It's a 25-second segment that we gave to our friend. He only gets 25 seconds to do it. It'…
Jason26:34
Welcome back to Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast, the number one rated mini podcast within a podcast. And today we have our very first guest, David Dobrik's assistant, Natalie. Natalie, how are you? Hi, Joe. I'm doing so great today. That is all the time we have for…
David26:52
You have 7 seconds.
Jason26:53
Wow. We can plug my Twitter today. Guys, follow me on Twitter at @AchItsJo.
David26:59
That's all the time we have. Joe, I still to this day, I am surprised at how little you say during 25 seconds. I feel like we get more done in 25 seconds, and we don't look forward to this all week. We have 40 minutes to kill, and I still feel like we talk ab…
Jason27:26
Yeah, when you called out 7 seconds, I was like, fuck, 7 seconds left.