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David Turned Down a Free Ferrari
I thought masturbation was like something like disgusting people do. So, so, um, so they all turn to me like, what are you saying? Like, you've never— you've never jerked off? I'm like, no, no. And I wasn't even like kidding. I was like— I was disgusted. I'm like, you guys have touched yourselves? And they're like, yeah, I literally do it every night. And I'm like, what? And then I went to my lunch table, which was like mainly guys. There's like maybe 4 girls. And I was like, guys, I don't know how to bring this up, but it's so David.
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Right.
Like, I thought it was like— I thought when people jerked off, like, I thought that was like a joke.
Right.
I thought masturbation was like something like disgusting people do. So, so, um, so they all turn to me like, what are you saying? Like, you've never— you've never jerked off? I'm like, no, no. And I wasn't even like kidding. I was like— I was disgusted. I'm like, you guys have touched yourselves? And they're like, yeah, I literally do it every night. And I'm like, what? And then I went to my lun…
But Felipe, that is so you.
But Felipe Mark and John, they jerk off.
I don't want to look like the asshole here.