David Turned Down a Free Ferrari

Well, my— I'm telling you how I first came across porn. Yeah. Um, Felipe was the guy that introduced me. We were in my digital film class. We had like a work day to ourselves, whatever. Teacher was sitting at his desk and there was 4 kids huddled around a phone watching porn. And I came over and I'm like, what are you guys doing? And he's like, we're watching porn. Come watch. Come check this out. And I'm like, ew, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? I literally said that. I was like, you guys are fucking disgusting. And they go, come on. Dude, who cares? You do this at home. And I'm like— I've never watched porn. And this was just me having a conversation with Felipe. So the other 3 boys are still watching. And the second I say I've never watched porn, it's like I was porn, because everyone just fucking turned to me. And everyone was looking at me, and they were like, what? I was— I was—