David Turned Down a Free Ferrari

Yeah. And this kid Felipe, Felipe, this kid Felipe was such a fucking interesting guy. We went, we went into— first of all, I should say this about Felipe. We went to a camping trip once and we were all in like one— we were in a bunch of bunk beds. Like it was like 4 bunk beds on top of each other. Like it was big and it was just kids in one huge room. It was one big room and 8 bunk beds with 4 bunks on each one. So it's a bunch of kids in one room, no teachers, nothing. And it was just one cabin. And it was like, I'm telling you, it was one room. Like there wasn't a kitchen, there wasn't— it was just one big room. And in the middle of the night, we're all cracking jokes. And Felipe yells, midnight service! And he gets completely naked and goes into each one of our bunks with his balls and rubs it all over us as we're sleeping. And we're all fucking cracking up. We're all having the best time. And he's running around. And everyone thinks it's so funny until Felipe chooses your bunk. And we're just like, fucking Mike's getting fucked with. Felipe has his balls in his fucking face and we're like, ah, fuck you, Mike. And then all of a sudden Felipe makes eye contact with you and he hops over from one bunk to the next and you're like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then Mike's laughing at you now. And it was the best. That was like one of my fucking most, like the funniest memories I have. Um, that was in camp. Okay. That's like the best camp story. Like if you don't go, if someone doesn't whip out their dick in camp, you didn't go to camp.