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We go to therapy. Jason, do you want to talk a little bit about what your sex life is like? Yeah. My fucking eyes are pulled out of my head. I'm screaming in pain. I don't like it. You're so selfish. You only think about yourself. What about my needs?
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So you date an alien?
I take an alien, sure.
What if— okay, what if the alien's super hot, but the way they have sex is she has to pull out your eyeball? And spit right under and put your eyeball back in. What if it felt good? If it felt good? Well, it feels good for her, but then she'll try to do it to…
We go to therapy. Jason, do you want to talk a little bit about what your sex life is like? Yeah. My fucking eyes are pulled out of my head. I'm screaming in pain. I don't like it. You're so selfish. You only think about yourself. What about my needs?
You're so selfish.
Then I'd be like, okay, okay, I'll do it.
What if like, what if like all of the alien's body parts, like, you know, when they lose them, they just grow back like a lizard. So you ask her to give you a blowjob, but she bites your dick off thinking, thinking that, thinking that that's how it works. It'…