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That's how they say Lil Huddy got his start. They say he's actually from Pluto. I don't believe it. It's like Lil Miranda or whatever her name is, the like AR girl. That does feel kind of right, though. Like, that does feel like what would happen. Like an alien comes, everyone's freaking out about it, and then like 5— fast forward 5 months later, he's just another TikTok star. And he's like, all the comments are like, what happened to you? You're so washed up. Like all the All the comments are like, used to be so cool when you landed. And like, now he's just doing like meet and greets at Nordstrom. Like, like, that's— that does sound like a very like, like, especially where humanity is in 2020, just for us to like accept something and then just be like, okay, try to cancel Glargan. Glargan, super sexist.

December 15, 202034:23David
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Jason34:10
Yeah, maybe not. Maybe they need more water. There's a lot of water on Mars, isn't there?
David34:13
Yeah, they got water on Mars. I'm sure if you're an alien and if you can get to Earth, you can get to a lot of other places that have water.
Jason34:19
Imagine the aliens move here and one of them becomes a big TikTok star. That'd be sick.
David34:23
That's how they say Lil Huddy got his start. They say he's actually from Pluto. I don't believe it. It's like Lil Miranda or whatever her name is, the like AR girl. That does feel kind of right, though. Like, that does feel like what would happen. Like an alien comes, everyone's freaking out about it, and then like 5— fast forward 5 months later, he's just another TikTok star. And he's like, all…
Jason35:10
Yeah. I am so sorry.
David35:14
You have to keep in mind I am new to Earth and the mistakes I make. I will be making a couple in the future, but I am here to serve humanity. I mean, I don't know, I'm— listen, I'm all for aliens, um, coming to Earth. I just— I don't know, I feel like it's—
Jason35:33
I didn't mean to chop off that girl's head on that live. I am so sorry.