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David Starts A Pizza Company

And this woman's like asking me like, so what do you do? And I'm like, why? Social media? She's like, oh, like YouTube. And like, we fucking got into it not knowing that she was going to— I thought she was going to step out of the room and I was just going to be the doctor, like, cutting. And she was there. She's like, take your pants off. And I took my pants and my underwear off., and I had to roll over on my side and I had to like cuddle up. So I put my knees to my chest and I was on my side and they were— they sat right to my side. I was on a lifted table like about 4 feet above the ground and it was just my asshole sticking in their face as he's still having conversation with me. And I'm going, I'm going, this is really weird. And he goes, yeah, we do a couple of these a day though, so it's okay. And I was so fucking uncomfortable. Enjoy what you do. And it was— yeah. And it was— and they cut it open. And bro, it's— that shit fucking hurt bad. It hurt bad. They cut it open. No, they numbed it, but like, but like, it's still, you know, they numb it like 5 minutes before, so it's still a little—

December 15, 202025:31David
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Jason25:28
You don't want like a young and cool.
David25:29
No, no.
Jason25:30
And it's like an old man.
David25:31
And this woman's like asking me like, so what do you do? And I'm like, why? Social media? She's like, oh, like YouTube. And like, we fucking got into it not knowing that she was going to— I thought she was going to step out of the room and I was just going to be the doctor, like, cutting. And she was there. She's like, take your pants off. And I took my pants and my underwear off., and I had to r…
Jason26:28
it's still mine.
David26:28
Was like, I'm such a bitch with pain too. And they cut it out and they pulled out the cyst part of it. Like, they pulled out like all these ingrown hairs. Did you get to keep it? No, I didn't get to keep it, but I took a picture of it. It's fucking nasty. But…
Jason26:44
Get off me.