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Yeah, they numbed me and they shot my cyst with a needle, like right into the cyst. And it hurts so bad. And the way I did it is the nurse was there and she first— first, the nurse and the doctor were so cool, which I fucking hate. I hate cool doctors that are about to look at your balls and your ass. Like, that's the worst. Like, I don't want to— like, the last thing I want is a personable doctor before they're about to see everything about me. Like, I want somebody that, like, doesn't feel like a human. Yeah. So when they're operating on my asshole, it just feels like it's just like a routine thing. But these guys were so cool. Yeah, but I was like, I fucking hate how these guys are so friendly.

December 15, 202024:53David
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Jason24:35
Yeah.
David24:36
Yeah. Like not by your butt crack. I'm talking like above the butt. Anyway, I had a cyst there and it got so big I couldn't sit. So I had to go to the— I had to go to the doctor and they had to cut it open. They had to fucking cut it open. That's what happene…
Jason24:50
Oh, did they put— did they numb you and shit?
David24:53
Yeah, they numbed me and they shot my cyst with a needle, like right into the cyst. And it hurts so bad. And the way I did it is the nurse was there and she first— first, the nurse and the doctor were so cool, which I fucking hate. I hate cool doctors that are about to look at your balls and your ass. Like, that's the worst. Like, I don't want to— like, the last thing I want is a personable docto…
Jason25:27
That's funny.
David25:28
Yeah.
Jason25:28
You don't want like a young and cool.