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Yeah. Like not by your butt crack. I'm talking like above the butt. Anyway, I had a cyst there and it got so big I couldn't sit. So I had to go to the— I had to go to the doctor and they had to cut it open. They had to fucking cut it open. That's what happened.

December 15, 202024:36David
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Jason24:13
Yeah.
David24:14
Oh, did you know that we could talk about this? This is fun. I have a palondial cyst, guys. It's kind of gross to talk about, but I have to because This is all about sharing. It's a cyst that's right below your tailbone and right above your butt. Like, like i…
Jason24:35
Yeah.
David24:36
Yeah. Like not by your butt crack. I'm talking like above the butt. Anyway, I had a cyst there and it got so big I couldn't sit. So I had to go to the— I had to go to the doctor and they had to cut it open. They had to fucking cut it open. That's what happened.
Jason24:50
Oh, did they put— did they numb you and shit?
David24:53
Yeah, they numbed me and they shot my cyst with a needle, like right into the cyst. And it hurts so bad. And the way I did it is the nurse was there and she first— first, the nurse and the doctor were so cool, which I fucking hate. I hate cool doctors that ar…
Jason25:27
That's funny.