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David Selling His Home

You know what I thought about? Because I'm selling the house, right? So I thought who would buy it, like, just for the price I want, no negotiating, just whatever, for— I'm selling for $3 million. I thought if anybody's gonna buy it, MrBeast should buy it. Yeah, because when you buy a $3 million house, you only put— you're only putting down, like, the down payment money. So you're not actually putting— yeah, you're putting 25% down. Um, and I think he can— you know, it'll be a nice piece of real estate and he'll make it one good video. And I feel like he already spends $10 million a video, so why the fuck not? So, MrBeast, if you're listening to this, you have full-blown permission to come to my house at any moment without telling me, with lawyers and whatever you need, and take over the rights to my house. So just come in if you want to buy my house. It's all fucking yours. 100%. Just show up to my door and don't tell me when you're coming. So you get my reaction. Okay. See you soon.

July 21, 20204:19David
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Jason4:04
Would you get it appraised?
David4:05
No, I appraised it myself. I said, this means a lot to me, I need $3 million.
Jason4:13
It's a great time to put a house on the market.
David4:19
You know what I thought about? Because I'm selling the house, right? So I thought who would buy it, like, just for the price I want, no negotiating, just whatever, for— I'm selling for $3 million. I thought if anybody's gonna buy it, MrBeast should buy it. Yeah, because when you buy a $3 million house, you only put— you're only putting down, like, the down payment money. So you're not actually pu…
David5:09
I lost my AirPods in Run Hills and I had to buy fucking wired headphones and I watched porn with them. Like, with the wired headphones. It was the worst thing ever. Like, the fucking wire gave you right here.
Jason5:21
What, in the bedroom right next to David's room?
David5:22
Yeah.