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David Selling His Home
If a girl wanted to change me to fucking whatever she wanted, I don't care if she wants to change me into a fucking ballerina. Like, I'll do— I'll do whatever.
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So bizarre. I think Dave's probably the type of guy that's probably just ready for a woman to come in and clean house.
Oh yeah.
And I don't— and I don't say that mean. No.
If a girl wanted to change me to fucking whatever she wanted, I don't care if she wants to change me into a fucking ballerina. Like, I'll do— I'll do whatever.
Like, if a girl came in and was like, hey, all your awards, they're like a little tacky in the front of the room. Is it okay if we just put them in the garage?
Yeah, 100%. Well, except my Cashiers Awards, for sure. No, yeah, I'd let a girl definitely do whatever she wants to do. No, no, no, no, no. I'm really good about that. I would never be in a— I would never be dating a girl that would do that to me.
Oh my God, right? I can't wait I cannot fucking wait to watch the two of you get married. It is going to be me and Ilya. Oh, no, we're two girls, not to each other.