David Selling His Home
I'm going to get a dog to attack my sister so I can jump in. I can jump in and get that dog out of there. And then it could be, hey, Robert, did you see what I did? Too late. 6-year-old already did it. No, that's sick. I fucking love— I love that. I love when superheroes, like, call. That's the coolest thing in the world. When a superhero calls, like, a kid that's been, like, hurt, injured in the hospital or anything. Like, how empowering is that? When fucking Captain America or Iron Man is on the phone, they're going, Hey, bud, you're going to be okay. I'm watching over you. Like, if fucking Robert Downey called me right now and told me my life was going to be okay and he had the suit on, he goes, don't worry, I got your back. I feel fucking invincible. And I'm 23.