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David Selling His Home

So all you guys out there, stop buying David's merch so he doesn't fucking keep buying things like this.

July 21, 202011:24Jason
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David10:45
Oh my God, it took so long to put on. Realistically, it was like 45 minutes, but like it was a pain in the ass. I had Ella and Taylor helping me, and like we had to unscrew the legs and screw them back on me. Yeah, it was like fucking— it was hell. And I was…
Jason11:12
You think you'll wear it on dates and stuff?
David11:14
Yeah. I mean, that's— I— yeah, I'm being deadass. I changed my profile picture on my dating apps to me in the Iron Man suit. I just think that maybe people like a guy who's heroic.
Jason11:24
So all you guys out there, stop buying David's merch so he doesn't fucking keep buying things like this.
David11:30
No, please. I'm fucking out of money. Literally, I'm out of money. I haven't posted in a while. I think you're in a good spot.
Jason11:37
Right.
David11:37
You made it this far. You made a lot of money.