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David Selling His Home
So all you guys out there, stop buying David's merch so he doesn't fucking keep buying things like this.
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Oh my God, it took so long to put on. Realistically, it was like 45 minutes, but like it was a pain in the ass. I had Ella and Taylor helping me, and like we had to unscrew the legs and screw them back on me. Yeah, it was like fucking— it was hell. And I was…
You think you'll wear it on dates and stuff?
Yeah. I mean, that's— I— yeah, I'm being deadass. I changed my profile picture on my dating apps to me in the Iron Man suit. I just think that maybe people like a guy who's heroic.
So all you guys out there, stop buying David's merch so he doesn't fucking keep buying things like this.
No, please. I'm fucking out of money. Literally, I'm out of money. I haven't posted in a while. I think you're in a good spot.
Right.
You made it this far. You made a lot of money.