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David Selling His Home
Oh my God, it took so long to put on. Realistically, it was like 45 minutes, but like it was a pain in the ass. I had Ella and Taylor helping me, and like we had to unscrew the legs and screw them back on me. Yeah, it was like fucking— it was hell. And I was sweating so much, I was soaked when I took the entire thing off. It stopped working, the light stopped working because I was so wet from sweating. So like the mat, the, the head wasn't removing and closing and opening properly because I was just so sweaty. But other than that, it was, it was a really, really good investment.
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like, any weight? Did it fit?
Yeah, it fit. He said I had like a couple inches. Of like leeway. So even if I did gain a little bit of weight, it was fine.
How long it take to put on?
Oh my God, it took so long to put on. Realistically, it was like 45 minutes, but like it was a pain in the ass. I had Ella and Taylor helping me, and like we had to unscrew the legs and screw them back on me. Yeah, it was like fucking— it was hell. And I was sweating so much, I was soaked when I took the entire thing off. It stopped working, the light stopped working because I was so wet from swe…
You think you'll wear it on dates and stuff?
Yeah. I mean, that's— I— yeah, I'm being deadass. I changed my profile picture on my dating apps to me in the Iron Man suit. I just think that maybe people like a guy who's heroic.
So all you guys out there, stop buying David's merch so he doesn't fucking keep buying things like this.