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David Searches For His Manhood

I'm in a new house in the hills. Okay. But it's not this house. Okay. And I think I sold this house because I was going to get a good deal on it and make a lot of money. That's— that is why. I sold it because, you know how I always say I could get a lot of money for this house and I'm going to— I got to sell it. Yeah, I sold it for like $16, $17 million. So like $8 million over what I bought it for. Sure. Just to make money. And now I'm in this other house that's the same price as this house, but not this house. And I am in fucking tears looking across the hill at this house and seeing other people enjoy it, like in tears. And my accountant is calling me like, just wait it out 4 or 5 years, maybe they'll move out. And I am just fucking like, maybe they'll move out? Yeah, like, what? They'll never move out. It's the perfect house.

October 24, 202538:22David
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Jason38:12
this is crying in the dream or crying in real life?
David38:14
This is going to be the most first world dream you've ever heard of. Okay. Okay. I can't wait. No, it's very short. It's—
Jason38:20
I couldn't find the key to my Ferrari. It's very close.
David38:22
I'm in a new house in the hills. Okay. But it's not this house. Okay. And I think I sold this house because I was going to get a good deal on it and make a lot of money. That's— that is why. I sold it because, you know how I always say I could get a lot of money for this house and I'm going to— I got to sell it. Yeah, I sold it for like $16, $17 million. So like $8 million over what I bought it f…
Jason39:19
It's Alamar.
David39:19
They'll never move out. It's the perfect—
Jason39:21
you haven't lived there, Jim. No, you haven't played pickleball.