David Searches For His Manhood

And like, and like Joe, Joe Vulpes was telling me, he's like, so was that you in the picture? And every time he kept saying that, I thought he was just kidding. Like, I thought he was just like adding to the joke, like there's some like photo of me getting my…

And so you just DM'd her and was like, hey, I want to— I'm coming over.

I messaged her, like I got her number through a friend, and I was like, can I come by?

I don't know if this was a joke, but when I came by She had the fireplace on.

That's ass-eating time. And then she turned it off because she saw I was with Natalie. Natalie the buzzkill.

Yeah. What a cockblock.