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David Searches For His Manhood
The worst is when you saw a hot girl at church. Sorry, I'm pivoting a little bit, but yeah, you get a boner. Yeah, no, oh my God, no, not a boner. No, it was just like, it's tough because you're just like, get a skybri, because you're just like, you're with your family and you're like in high school and you're like trying to be cool, but then you see the hot girl and you're like, I'm not here with my family, I'm here on my own. You're like, I'm not here on my own either, I'm not even I'm not even here. So it's like kind of tough, but then you're like, I am here. She loves church.
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Everybody in my family tells me to stay back in the pew. Everybody in my family is baptized. They all take communion and I stay back in the pew.
Why is that a problem? You could just sit.
Wait, you can't take communion if you're not baptized?
The worst is when you saw a hot girl at church. Sorry, I'm pivoting a little bit, but yeah, you get a boner. Yeah, no, oh my God, no, not a boner. No, it was just like, it's tough because you're just like, get a skybri, because you're just like, you're with your family and you're like in high school and you're like trying to be cool, but then you see the hot girl and you're like, I'm not here wit…
So it's, uh, the dorkiest outfit ever that—
I mean, I look like a fucking loser.
Your big butt when you were 11.