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David Searches For His Manhood
Wait, you can't take communion if you're not baptized?
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you put your hand on your lip and he like rubs your forehead.
Everybody in my family tells me to stay back in the pew. Everybody in my family is baptized. They all take communion and I stay back in the pew.
Why is that a problem? You could just sit.
Wait, you can't take communion if you're not baptized?
The worst is when you saw a hot girl at church. Sorry, I'm pivoting a little bit, but yeah, you get a boner. Yeah, no, oh my God, no, not a boner. No, it was just like, it's tough because you're just like, get a skybri, because you're just like, you're with y…
So it's, uh, the dorkiest outfit ever that—
I mean, I look like a fucking loser.