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David Searches For His Manhood

No, like Superman. Like Superman. Like, literally all I thought about—

October 24, 202525:03David
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Jason24:19
Oh, I can't— and I don't believe you. What, dude? There's no way you didn't cause trouble in church.
David24:25
All I did in church was I would sit in my pew and I would take the little calendars. Yeah. Or not the calendars, they give you like a little, like every week they have like a little pamphlet. And I would color in a bunch of things with pencil or colored penci…
Jason25:02
No, like David Dobrik.
David25:03
No, like Superman. Like Superman. Like, literally all I thought about—
Jason25:06
taking the bullets bouncing off your chest. Yes.
David25:08
Oh, hell yeah. And then like— and then I'm just like, I'm just like, yeah, no, it's no worries, guys, let's just keep this a secret. That's all I thought about every time in church.
Jason25:20
I went to church once and I was the only Jewish kid in my town, and they're like, come to church. We were all hanging out, having the best time, and they're like, Oh fuck, we gotta go to church, we gotta go to church. And I was like, ugh. And I was like, they…