David Searches For His Manhood

All I did in church was I would sit in my pew and I would take the little calendars. Yeah. Or not the calendars, they give you like a little, like every week they have like a little pamphlet. And I would color in a bunch of things with pencil or colored pencil or whatever I would bring. Yeah. That's all I would do. And then for the other half, when I didn't have to stand, I fucking hated standing in church. But when I got to sit, all I would envision is a shooter walking into the church and me flying through the pews, like literally like a superhero and blocking the bullets from hitting the priest. That's all I thought about. John Wick. Every single time. No, not like John Wick.