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Yeah, you know, so I looked into it and it was, it was, it was a game basically where he hit, where he struck everyone out and he hit 3 home runs. Yeah, which like people don't do, right? You either maybe get away with doing one or the other.

October 24, 202521:21David
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Alex21:00
Okay, I actually don't know that much, but we can—
David21:03
let's do it. Okay, well, I know a lot about Shohei Ohtani.
Jason21:06
Oh, very good. Yeah, yeah, I feel bad about sports because I'm like not into sports anymore. I used to be. I did acid when I was younger, so I don't, I don't like sports anymore. But, but then when I hear something like this, I'm like, oh fuck, I'm missing ou…
David21:21
Yeah, you know, so I looked into it and it was, it was, it was a game basically where he hit, where he struck everyone out and he hit 3 home runs. Yeah, which like people don't do, right? You either maybe get away with doing one or the other.
Alex21:35
Yeah, like 3 home runs in a game maybe happens, I don't know, 5 times in a whole season.
Jason21:41
Yeah, you're maybe your best offensive player maybe will have 3 home runs in a game, not the pitcher. Okay, right. Pitchers just don't hit.
David21:48
How frequently is a hitter a pitcher? Never, right?