David Searches For His Manhood

It was one of the craziest experiences ever. How so? Well, so I put in money into like online gambling. I love it. I love doing that. Yeah. And I told myself, I'm not going to put anything else in. I'm just gonna play with this. And to be fair, it started way lower, but I built it up to that over months. Oh, months of gambling. I brought it up to $100. Okay. A little more. And then one night I was like, I'm just going to fucking double this bitch. And I didn't double this bitch. I started betting and I chased my losses in blackjack, and I've never in my life lost 6 hands in a row. And I lost 6 hands in a row. So I was doubling. I doubled my $2,000 hand to $4,000 to $8,000 to $16,000 to $32,000 hands. And then you lost. And then you're out. And it was in literally 15 minutes. And John— John is probably the worst person to sit next to while you're gambling. Like, John and I did it so consistently where we were doing it like every week. Like every week, 3 times a night we were gambling. You remember that?