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David Saw Natalie Naked
That's what I thought. I thought that too. I was like, there must— I think the Fountain of Sperm, that must be one of the guys' nicknames. Like, it must be just one dude who's like, He was like, oh yeah, that's Mitchell. He's about to do the fountain tonight. Mitchell, at midnight, when it strikes midnight, after he gets done fucking the boar, he will shoot out a fountain of sperm.
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No, it's on— you know what? It's on one of those websites that I've never heard of before.
The Onion.
World News Daily Report. Maybe the Fountain of Sperm was just one dude just shooting a ton of ropes.
That's what I thought. I thought that too. I was like, there must— I think the Fountain of Sperm, that must be one of the guys' nicknames. Like, it must be just one dude who's like, He was like, oh yeah, that's Mitchell. He's about to do the fountain tonight. Mitchell, at midnight, when it strikes midnight, after he gets done fucking the boar, he will shoot out a fountain of sperm.
Jesus.
I mean, that's what it is. That's why, Natalie, I'm just reading stories. We are a news podcast and we like to—
yeah, we like to report on the most important current events.