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Because then I would eat the fucking orange, bro. When I drink something, I don't want to, I don't want to make it feel like someone chewed it up and spit into my mouth.
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Oh, so you're, you're, you're high maintenance. You got to pick your pulp out. Is that what you're trying to say? You're a high maintenance guy. Your mom's got to sit there and go, oh, sorry David, let me pull it all out.
No, she doesn't have to pull it out. She just buys the no pulp orange juice.
Why wouldn't you want like the real taste of the fruit? Pulp, baby.
Because then I would eat the fucking orange, bro. When I drink something, I don't want to, I don't want to make it feel like someone chewed it up and spit into my mouth.
I— but it's all about the texture. You get the texture of the little pieces of orange in your mouth.
You'll get textures when I put my balls in your mouth.
Oh, now come on, that's unnecessary. You didn't have to go there. Boy, we're having a decent argument about pulp and no pulp, and what do you do? Talk about putting your dick in my mouth. Thanks a lot.