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David's Vlog is for Sale

I love pulp.

September 27, 201829:14Jason
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David28:50
So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an a…
Jason29:05
Oh, what's wrong with pulp? Oh, you like pulp in my orange juice? Yeah, I love it. I love it. You like smoothies? No, you like real fruit.
David29:13
You're an asshole. You actually like pulp?
Jason29:14
I love pulp.
David29:15
Are you a guy that gets extra pulp?
Jason29:16
Oh, so you're, you're, you're high maintenance. You got to pick your pulp out. Is that what you're trying to say? You're a high maintenance guy. Your mom's got to sit there and go, oh, sorry David, let me pull it all out.
David29:25
No, she doesn't have to pull it out. She just buys the no pulp orange juice.