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So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an asshole and all of it has just a shit ton of pulp. And you can tell.
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Joe, see if it's true.
Okay, no, Joe, pull up another story. Okay, so there's 8,000— 8,000 oranges.
Yeah.
So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an asshole and all of it has just a shit ton of pulp. And you can tell.
Oh, what's wrong with pulp? Oh, you like pulp in my orange juice? Yeah, I love it. I love it. You like smoothies? No, you like real fruit.
You're an asshole. You actually like pulp?
I love pulp.