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So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an asshole and all of it has just a shit ton of pulp. And you can tell.

September 27, 201828:50David
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Jason28:42
Joe, see if it's true.
David28:43
Okay, no, Joe, pull up another story. Okay, so there's 8,000— 8,000 oranges.
Jason28:49
Yeah.
David28:50
So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an asshole and all of it has just a shit ton of pulp. And you can tell.
Jason29:05
Oh, what's wrong with pulp? Oh, you like pulp in my orange juice? Yeah, I love it. I love it. You like smoothies? No, you like real fruit.
David29:13
You're an asshole. You actually like pulp?
Jason29:14
I love pulp.