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David's Vlog is for Sale

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September 27, 201828:49Jason
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David28:34
No, let's sit and figure this out. Let's sit and figure this out, okay? So there's 8,000. Let's just— Maybe this is fucking true. Maybe it's based on a true story.
Jason28:42
Joe, see if it's true.
David28:43
Okay, no, Joe, pull up another story. Okay, so there's 8,000— 8,000 oranges.
Jason28:49
Yeah.
David28:50
So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an a…
Jason29:05
Oh, what's wrong with pulp? Oh, you like pulp in my orange juice? Yeah, I love it. I love it. You like smoothies? No, you like real fruit.
David29:13
You're an asshole. You actually like pulp?