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You gotta—
You pull a story from Cracked.
No, let's sit and figure this out. Let's sit and figure this out, okay? So there's 8,000. Let's just— Maybe this is fucking true. Maybe it's based on a true story.
Joe, see if it's true.
Okay, no, Joe, pull up another story. Okay, so there's 8,000— 8,000 oranges.
Yeah.
So this asshole stole these oranges, so we know he's a dick. Okay. And let's say he's making orange juice. Okay. There's only one assumption I can make from a fucking douche who steals oranges. He's making orange juice and it's not pulp-free because he's an a…