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One of my other favorite, favorite jokes is when you see a homeless person with a dog Sure. And then he goes, and you're like, hey, and the dog's like, hey, I can do this by myself. Oh, fuck. Well, it's true.

September 27, 201821:52Jason
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David21:47
That is so good.
Jason21:49
When you ever see a homeless person with a dog—
David21:51
wait, say it again.
Jason21:52
One of my other favorite, favorite jokes is when you see a homeless person with a dog Sure. And then he goes, and you're like, hey, and the dog's like, hey, I can do this by myself. Oh, fuck. Well, it's true.
David22:04
I know, I know. It is really sad when you see homeless person with a dog.
Jason22:08
Another one of my favorite jokes is Steve Martin's joke. This is one of my favorite. I, I called my mother the other day. My mom— my mother called me the other day and she asked me for $5 for some food. Oh God, those are my 3 favorite jokes.
David22:28
Oh wait, wait, wait, what was the— what was that joke? The last one, can you rewind that?